Comedy in the Classroom

One of my student's got upset because someone left their water bottle on top of his backpack. So instead of just removing the bottle from his backpack, he decided to pour all the water on the carpet of the classroom.

Ms.Carin : "What are you doing with all those paper towels?

Student : "I'm going to clean up my mess."

Ms.Carin : "I don't think you'll need that many."

Student : "You told me to get more!"

Ms.Carin : "Well, when you only got one paper towel I suggested you might need a "few" more, not 100."

Student : "It's not 100, it's 50!"

"Ms. Carin! Ms. Carin! There's a bug in the bathroom!"

"Just finish going to the bathroom."

"Ugh! Fine!"

*comes out of bathroom*

"So where's the bug?"

"I flushed it. It was on the toilet. That thing could of eaten my butt!"